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You know what?

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How come I never get to host the game?

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Earth always gets to host.

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Because you're so far away.

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You're freezing,

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and you're all liquid and gas, Saturn. You're a gas giant, ok?

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It's gross.

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I'll host it next year.

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You're the smallest planet in the solar
system, and you're closest to the Sun.

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There would be zero room,
and it'd be way too hot.

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I could host it next year.

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I have the right amount of gravity
and not that many precarious holes.

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No, that's not fair.

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You hosted golf in 1971. 

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We're moving on.

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Alan Shepard using a six-iron, his classic one-arm swing.

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Miles and miles and miles!

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Definitely impressive for the Moon, but

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absolutely terrible for real golf.

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Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

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So what are you all talking about?

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This, that--

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--commercials that we liked--

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Okay.

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You guys feeling good?

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I feel pretty good.

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I mean, 59 years in a row, you know?

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Home team advantage!

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Nice.

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Yo, Saturn, I thought you were going
to bring enchiladas.

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No, I said,
“Is it cool if I bring Enceladus?”

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It's Enceladus,
but thanks for inviting me.

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Yo, Saturn, I thought you were going
to bring enchiladas.

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No, I said,
is it cool if I bring and salads?

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It's insulting us.

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But thanks for inviting me.

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because you're so far away

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and you're freezing, and you're all liquid
and gas and you're a gas giant.

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Okay. It's gross. I'll host it next year.

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You're the smallest planet in the solar
system, and you're closest to the sun.

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There would be zero room,
and it'd be way too hot.

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I could host it next year.

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I have the right amount of gravity and